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I. Main Street Usa!

It's twilight, edging to evening, and yet the streets are still alive with citizens and Apprentices (that means you!) alike. Take the time to admire the lights, pop in and out of the cafes or just relax in the garden.

Weapon shops and magic shops are open late into the evening this time of year, so feel free to enjoy yourself before you equip yourself for the life head.


II. Apprentice Training 101- Evening Class

Same commons behind the fire house, same weapons and wands available for practicing your skills-- though this time under the cozy street lights and the bright blues and tired purples of a fading summer twilight. Strike at the training dummy or try to catch fireflies with whispers, its all up to you.


III. Things that Go Bump

Are bumping. And they mean business. A few level 1 corroded monsters are scurrying around Main Street causing havoc and it's up to you to stop them. The question is, is it early in the evening or do you dare to face the creatures at the night's darkest hour?


IV. It's time to Sparkle!

Everyone has a spark of imagination. That is, in fact, why you're here! It's time to shine with your own scenario! Just try to keep from causing too much trouble.

Date: 2019-09-04 12:59 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Always with shades)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
"It's a story... mostly, there have been a few great big white whales... It's a more a study on human nature."

He glanced briefly around to make sure there wasn't an angel looking over his shoulder, being smug that he knew so much about the book.

"You could probably create a pie plant here. But on Earth, no... there pies are made in kitchens, with flour and recipes and things."

Date: 2019-09-04 01:11 am (UTC)
enhancomancer: (Default)
From: [personal profile] enhancomancer
"I see. And the centaurs make children read it?"

A pout about the pies and the rest. "That sounds tedious." And a pause as she thought it over. "But not pie flowers? Shouldn't it be reci-pies?" She's actually quite serious about this.

Date: 2019-09-04 03:20 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Always with shades)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
"Worse, school teachers."

Though the book had largely fallen out of fashion in the modern age, it had been a favorite of classic school teachers.

"I don't think you would want to try and eat a reci-pie... thats bound to taste like paper."

Date: 2019-09-04 03:26 am (UTC)
enhancomancer: (I'm always listening)
From: [personal profile] enhancomancer
"Don't they just teach fish?"

Ivy giggled enthusiastically, and nodded, "I'll remember that!" she promised!

Date: 2019-09-04 04:21 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Quirk of brow)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
"I.. what? No. Why would they only teach fish?"

And that one out of everything she had said was what puzzled him the most.

Date: 2019-09-04 04:52 am (UTC)
enhancomancer: (Default)
From: [personal profile] enhancomancer
"Schools."

She just... looks at him both patiently and innocently. There are no schools in Xanth; except of course, for fish. That's where they learn to swim. And avoid dragons.

Date: 2019-09-04 07:49 pm (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Aw paint splotch)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
"They aren't just for fish."

And he looked back very puzzled.

"You have gone to school before haven't you? Must have done. Schools are where kids go to learn about the world."

Date: 2019-09-04 08:27 pm (UTC)
enhancomancer: (Have some tea!)
From: [personal profile] enhancomancer
"No, I had centaur tutors. And Madame Cherie and her husband Chester usually didn't teach anything I wasn't interested in."

Because Ivy was interested in... basically everything ever.

"Although, like I said, it was hard to hide away with Stanley when he got even bigger. If we were out in the orchards, then Madame Cherie could just follow his trail. Smash the ogre said I might have had an eye-queue plant dropped on me, like one was on him, so sometimes he'd take me into the woods and teach me everything there is to know about the wilds! And that's more fun than books, but usually, tutoring sessions were just talking about stuff, like this, and I like that! Don't you?"

She thinks patiently puzzling over this development. To be fair, did non-royal students go to schools maybe? Like fish? A headshake! "Hugo didn't go to school either! But his father's the Magician of Information, so he just learned everything from Magician Humphrey. He's very smart." He wasn't actually, Hugo's kind of an idiot, except around Ivy. But baby Ivy isn't big on doing all the thinking, so she bossed around Hugo to do it for her. That worked somehow. "Oh, and he said Mare Imbri brought him daydreams a lot, so he didn't always pay attention to his Dad, but he definitely knows more than almost ANYONE! Except Magician Humphrey himself, of course."

Ivy puzzles this over. She has, unfortunately, an extremely limited experience with normal children. Point of fact... "Lacuna and Hiatus didn't go to school either, but their father's a Magician too." She thinks hard! "They had centaur tutors too, and they also lived with Magician Humphrey before Hugo was born because that was where the Zombie Master's castle used to be, so they had to make a new one -- but that was easy, because he could have zombies make it." Did zombies go to school? No, they did not.

"Zora the zombie didn't go to school either, not even during her life. She told me lots and lots about her life! And she's not Magician-related, her magic was making people age twice as fast, so she came to the castle to babysit and help Stanley grow up faster, and sometimes Magician Humphrey, since he was too young too at first. So I think schools are only for fish in Xanth." A firm nod. "Yeah. Elves and harpies and goblins don't have schools either. And Jordan and Esk and Threnody and Rapunzel neither." She wavered a hand back and forth. "Jordan's a special case, and Rapunzel was trapped in an ivory tower, and Threnody is half demon, and Esk is half ogre -- he's Smash's son, so it's all a bit... different, but still. No school for any of them. Chex was taught by her dam, Chem, and her Uncle Chet. Cherie was mad that Chex has wings and turned her back on her and Chem, which is really unfair!"

Although she wondered where normal centaurs got their education. From their parents, same as Chex? Presumably so! At least she never heard of formal "schools" on Centaur Isle, though, there was a lot she didn't know about it. She could ask her father of course! But he wasn't there. Maybe Grey. Grey would definitely know, because he grew up in Mundania too, and said he was acting as Humphrey's assistant!

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