It was fortunate Crowley wasn't a bit of sea life easily dazzled by brilliantly flashing lights. He was able to watch the display through his shades with only the wicked thought running through his mind that it was a good thing Aziraphale wasn't here to see some strange guy flashing him.
"Hunting biscuits? They don't run very far."
Or humans? Hmm... maybe sending the old bag in there hadn't been as much fun as he thought. She might have had a near miss there.
"They tend to put the food on the tables. It doesn't walk up to you, scream, and run away."
Maybe the surly clarification would help, who knew. This was sort of like one of those first contact alien situations one sees at the movies and he wasn't really a diplomat trained in alien language.
"And temptations are a thing not a person. It would be like if you were torn between two choices and I encouraged you to pick the wrong one. You must have heard of the concept... "
A glance again at that large water holding bubble.
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Date: 2019-12-31 09:55 am (UTC)"Hunting biscuits? They don't run very far."
Or humans? Hmm... maybe sending the old bag in there hadn't been as much fun as he thought. She might have had a near miss there.
"They tend to put the food on the tables. It doesn't walk up to you, scream, and run away."
Maybe the surly clarification would help, who knew. This was sort of like one of those first contact alien situations one sees at the movies and he wasn't really a diplomat trained in alien language.
"And temptations are a thing not a person. It would be like if you were torn between two choices and I encouraged you to pick the wrong one. You must have heard of the concept... "
A glance again at that large water holding bubble.
"In your aquarium."