"So, like, a space and time HG Wells meets Red Dwarf sorta thing?" After all he's seen in the day or so he's been here - talking ducks, a six foot skeleton, a man who talks to horses - he's beginning to think he'll believe anything.

"Pretty good stuff. Me, I'm SOL - all I did was close my eyes and jump off a ledge. Into a quarry." He pauses, then realizes that doesn't sound so hot for him. "... Full of water. Friends and I, we were going diving. Only, they ended up in the quarry and I wound up flat on my ass outside that giant mirror."