One of the best human inventions bar none. Neither heaven nor hell but wonderful just the same.

"Harder, dear, I'm not spun glass, you know. I can take quite a pounding." He chuckles at his little joke. "A little to the left.. Just a smidge more... oh yess." He closes his eyes, humming softly at the sensation, it hurts a little but it feels so very good.

"Slap me in a room with hands like yours and I would fall in seconds." He stretches his wing to give him slightly better access and sighs again in bliss.

There was hardly room enough in the shower to turn around, let alone cleaned up. And as for the brochures, well... he was sure they would be entertaining. But just for this moment, none of that mattered.