"Not you." Why him? Why of all people? "Listen I'm not going to be your Scot to get you out of trouble and cling manfully to your side whilst prompting "fanfiction"" and he does bunny ears with one hand. "Several decades down the line so don't even think about it. I haven't got the charming knees for one thing."
"Also for the record. Look out!" He jerks the other him out of the way as the scaly foot lands hard, tripping as he does so and they end up in a somewhat awkward embrace against the wall. "I didn't say anything."
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But then he looks. And looks again.
And groans.
"Not you." Why him? Why of all people? "Listen I'm not going to be your Scot to get you out of trouble and cling manfully to your side whilst prompting "fanfiction"" and he does bunny ears with one hand. "Several decades down the line so don't even think about it. I haven't got the charming knees for one thing."
"Also for the record. Look out!" He jerks the other him out of the way as the scaly foot lands hard, tripping as he does so and they end up in a somewhat awkward embrace against the wall. "I didn't say anything."