"Cool name..."

The words were said a touch mockingly, after all he wasn't in the best of moods at the moment.

"Of course it's a cool name, I picked it out myself."

Over the course of a few hundred centuries. Hey, it took time to settle on a really nice, really human-sounding name.
There wasn't a fire-escape on the front facade of the building but there would have been one round the back in the alley. What was there was a discarded ladder left in the grass by some less that fastidious painter, who after having whitewashed the trim had left it there while he wandered off for lunch. The paint was still wet so mind how you go.

"You can see ghosts? That explains it. You must be attuned to a higher plane, able to see things others can't... Maybe you are a witch."

He shrugged not overly bothered by the idea or the girl trying to find a way up to him, he just tucked back into his bagel, what the girl said however was something else.

"That's exactly what I tried to explain to him! All this... eternal sunshine, cotton candy, and perfect little houses is going to get boring."

Crowley looked skyward expecting the heavenly music to start at any moment or a flaming sword to drop down on his head.

"What I don't understand is why I am here."