First world Centaur problems? He could almost relate as he had never really fit in anywhere either. Not due to his wings though, that was a recent complication.

"Maybe she doesn't know how to fly. If you've never done it, or it has been a while, you can forget."

Questions all those questions! It was actually something he enjoyed about kids. They were always so full of them, always asking, always questioning, their little minds just aching to be filled with knowledge. He did hate to deny them answers but saying his powers were 'monstrous' wasn't likely to go down too well.

"My powers are more transformative."

Wait for it he wouldn't drop a big word like that and not explain it.

"I can take one thing and turn it into something else."

He snatched a passing leaf out of the air as he spoke and easily magically altered it's form to become a little pink barrette with a bow. What? Everyone's jewelry box needed one of these!

"And no you don't have to train. No one will chase you down if you decide not to. They will try to guilt trip you about it."

Wait, what? Back it up!

"You're friends with a dragon? Your world must really go in for this whole 'fantasy' thing."