"Fuuuuuuuuuuuucking Derek." Eleanor drew out his name with ridiculous disdain. He deserved nothing less. "That dude was a trainwreck." And why the fuck did Michael even mention his windchime dick? What was wrong with him? ... Okay not enough time to answer that question.

She stared at Rose for a long moment, "Yeah I'm not even gonna pretend I understand half of what you just said. But whatever. We just gotta work on him a bit. 'Cause he might just be stuck with a big case of denial. I mean, come on, he might not be human but that doesn't mean he doesn't want... I mean, he'd still have..." She made a face, "Okay, I can't even imply Michael having sex with a straight face because I just can't picture it. Strike that, I don't want to picture it."