"I don't know about God or whatever, but I was supposed to be heading to talk to some almighty judge who'd be able to decide if any of us had changed enough to get the upgrade to the Good Place. I just ended up here, instead."

She frowns as a thought occurs to her, "Shit, I wonder if everyone else made it through that portal thingy okay. If I didn't make it, I hope they did, at least." She's muttering practically to herself but it's a glimpse into the newfound goodness she had within her.

Ugh. More important things to worry about. She shakes her head, looking up at the weird blonde guy. "Wait, you mean I'm alive now? How the hell does that work?"