TARDiS Tents for Sale~

[guitar_hero]

Tired of roughing it when you go on missions? Don't like the rock hard ground? The bugs? The sub-par eating and lack of decent shower facilities? Then get a TARDiS tent! Each one of these lovely little tents comes with at least one bedroom, a kitchen/ette, a horse stall and a bathroom (Don't ask about the plumbing)

Care to find out more and how to purchase your very own?



Just what is a TARDiS tent?

Simply put, it's a tent that's bigger on the inside than it is the outside. It's lightweight and easily portable and offers comfort from those harsh living conditions out in corrupted areas.

Where did they come from?

Think of them as a combined effort of the 12th Doctor and Missy. So, you know, probably nothing to worry about there.

What exactly comes with a TARDiS tent?
As stated above, each tent has at least one bedroom, kitchen/ette, horse and/or animal stall and W.C. Other features depend on what model you get.

In addition, each TARDiS Tent comes with two perks, and...unfortunately two cons. One of which is hidden. The hidden con is a con which will only activate whilst in the presence of Corrosion, (or in other words, on a mission)

Are these tents mine to keep forever?
Yes! Or at least until the 9 days are up. Unfortunately the magic behind them is still relatively low level, so the tents themselves will only last the equivalent of three missions before self destructing. :c But, hey! Then you can get a new model! Each model has a new experience!

Can I modify them?

Certainly! Though trying to take away cons will backfire and it is impossible to extend their "shelf life" as it were. Any tamperings will result in immediate self destruct.


Do I have to go on Missions with them? Can I just live in them in Main Street or the Tiki Oasis?
Sure can! You'll even get to go without suffering the hidden con! But it's still only going to last the requisite 9 days. Sorry about that.


How much does my character pay?
Each TARDiS costs 365 Munnies. Payable to Lydia.


How often will there be new models on the market?
Every month will have one new model barring special occasions. Unfortunately as every TARDiS Tent is unique, that means one new tent a month.


Stay tuned for the IC post to be linked here!

Any other questions? Ask in the FAQ~!

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FAQ

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For all your burning questions

Buying Thread

[guitar_hero]

This is where you drop your character's name under which tent you want them to be able to purchase. Dates run from now until March 2nd, 11:59pm cst.

You may throw all your characters at as many tents as you like, but only one per mun. (of course normally there would only be one but since it's the first ever sale, three are up for the taking)

Cirque de Camp

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This tent, when rolled open, will spring to a standing position looking a little like this There will even be a little pennant or two fluttering in the breeze. Everything inside is brightly colored...maybe too much so. But who doesn't want bright and cheery in the middle of gloom town?

Bedrooms: 1
Kitchen or Kitchenette: Kitchen

Perks:


1) A huge bathroom with a whirlpool tub. [whirlpool tub only available in corroded areas]
2) Double King size comfy bed that takes up most of the bedroom. You may have to share, but you'll be sleeping on air.


Cons:

(Obvious): All the kitchen counters are 5ft tall

(Hidden): The bathroom is located down the end of a very very very long hallway. Think about half a mile. But hey, the stall is right at the beginning of it so if you brought a mount you might be able to make it.

[In non corroded areas the bathroom is right across from the stall]


Self Destruct sequence: After the 9 days of use are up, a song will begin to play. You and your fellow apprentices have about twenty minutes to grab your stuff and get before the whole tent is sucked down the drain of the whirlpool tub which then explodes into glitter.

Applause not necessary but appreciated.

The Yo Ho Home Away From Home

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This tent requires a little more setting up, but it's all about the aesthetic, my friend. Grinning skull and cross bone flags come included but are packed separately.

Stepping through is like stepping right into a ship! Complete with the feeling of riding the swells. Be warned that is weather effected and rough weather outside could lead to horrible bouts of sea sickness.

Bedrooms: 2
Kitchen or Kitchenette: Kitchenette

Perks:

1) All the food created here is magically delicious! It also comes stocked with rum or non alcoholic butterscotch rum. [food effects only available in corroded areas]
2) A good night's sleep (provided you can get to sleep) will leave you feeling super refreshed no matter what the night before left you with (barring grievous injury)


Cons:

(Obvious): In order to open any door, the steering wheel in the center must be turned. Fortunately there is a cheat sheet to avoid any...awkward sightings.

(Hidden): Upon entering the tent in a corroded area, it becomes talk like a pirate day! You'll be yar haring and thar she blowing your black hearts out. ...um... enjoy?


Self Destruct Sequence: On the 9th day, a bell will begin to sound calling everyone ashore. You have twenty minutes to grab your booty and get out before it explodes. No fire here, fortunately, but being in a balloon when it pops is still not recommended.

BYOC (bring your own camel)

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Or horse, or whatever mount you like. Though it might be difficult at first to see how they're going to fit in there. This friendly little yurt is low to the ground. Set up is a breeze even if it only comes up a little past the knees and you'll have to commando your way in. Mounts can find their own way in (so long as you don't think too much about how)

Once inside, enjoy ten foot ceilings, and a dazzling sky light skirted with a beautiful painting. Not to mention the large grand chandelier in the center that seems to be made of antlers.

Bedrooms: Four
Kitchen or kitchenette Kitchen


Perks:

1) Posh bedrooms. These beds are the finest you'll be able to sleep in anywhere. Though the decor is still a bit herder chic (with furs and the like) it's still comfortable as anything. Enjoy even a fireplace in which to roast marshmallows.

2) A sitting room for the gods. Lots of comfy furniture to lounge around in and chat. There are even a few board games available. In the shadowy recesses of a cupboard you might find one that ends in the word 'Manji', with a warning to leave it alone.

[Sitting room only available in Corroded areas]


Cons:

(Obvious): Everything but the horse stall is on the second floor and there are no stairs. How do you get up there? Winching yourself up and down by utilizing the chandelier. Does it make much sense in regards to themeing? No. But whoever heard of a yurt with a chandelier to begin with?

(Hidden): The Fairy class upon entering the tent will find themselves poofing into their fairy natures. Small, maybe a bit harder to control their impulses and liable to get stepped on. But hey, at least wings mean they don't have to use the chandelier?


Self Destruct Sequence: After 9 days there will be the sound of blowing horns and you have twenty minutes to get your things together before it crumples up and implodes with a sound like 'blorp'.

[This is also triggered if you open the 'Manji' boardgame regardless of what day it is. Hey, you were warned]

[az_shrimp_horny]

With the terrible decor she had to put up with in canon this would feel almost like home.

Even if she'll need a ladder for the kitchen.

[mrsbrisby]

Do these explode 9 days after purchase or 9 days after being setup for the first time?

[guitar_hero]

9 days of active use. So you can use it for three days, slack off for a month or so and do another three days later on.

[serpentinthegarden]

No one enjoys roughing it if they have any sense.

May end up going an entire mission without underwear just to use this.

[smilingarmor]

And as sort of planned, Sylv will happily go halves on this with Eleanor so they can both use it for one mission each, then decide how to wrangle the third one when the time comes.

[guitar_hero]

you guys got it <3

[guitar_hero]

Yep it's yours. Let's hope you didn't lose it in the buggy ride over

[serpentinthegarden]

Nah. I don't imagine he would have it for that first mission.

[az_shrimp_horny]

Sweet!