A more sensible person might be concerned that an apparently very young child was wandering around the streets by himself at night. But that was far from the first thing that occurred to Scorpia as she spotted the green toddler attempting to catch the frog. "Aren't you just the cutest little thing?", she said as she leaned down close to the child. "Look at you with your tiny little legs and your wiggly ears... Ooh, I just wanna pinch your little cheeks!"

Cuteness proximity has been activated. Resistance is futile.