Look dude, she used to work with an aggressive cat-girl, a skeletal alien warlord, and a lizard man who couldn't speak English, among other beings; you're not that unusual yourself. Also she kinda... really wants friends. So as long as you're not telling her to get lost, she'll be glad to return the favor.
"'Cookies', huh?", Scorpia said, glancing at one of them for a moment. "I'll have to remember that. Thanks! Oh, and did you want one?" She offered him the cookie in her left pincer. "I mean, I know there's more, but since I have two of them, and there's two of us, you know..." She shrugs, giving a bit of a sheepish smile.
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"'Cookies', huh?", Scorpia said, glancing at one of them for a moment. "I'll have to remember that. Thanks! Oh, and did you want one?" She offered him the cookie in her left pincer. "I mean, I know there's more, but since I have two of them, and there's two of us, you know..." She shrugs, giving a bit of a sheepish smile.